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Latest: Pass the sherry @Rudolph Pass the sherry! Ho ho ho...
northerngit LOL Just pissed down the stairs on t'bus!!
SnobbyJon On the bus back from Twitmas. Some drunk idiot just pissed down the stairs #twitmas
blogista God, TweetDeck sucks, playing with each other at #WANKERS
chuckup Twitmas shows the real power of social networking, I feel inspired, so many amazing people just, truly, wow, like, WOW guys.
SnobbyJon I hate Christmas. Twitmas? More like shitmas.
pilchardrimmington Wise men and women are reaching for the stars this Christmas.
trixie @tokencelebrity just tweeted, did you get my DMs?!
tokencelebrity Golly lots of comments on my blog - thanks everyone! Yah yah X
kingcharles @damppatch FYI, we’re not mates.
damppatch @kingcharles not ashamed to say I hang on your every tweet mate!!
kingcharles According to this new chart I’m the 14th most influential tweeter since @obama
blogista @Tom @Dick @Harry Have fun at #twitmas! Next up West Acton Naked Knitting Entrepreneurial Redheads Social #WANKERS
chuckup Just had a mince pie. Burnt my tongue. Gutted.
timdong @prbroad is looking fit, she just gave me her moo card, taxi for two!
chuckup @northerngit I’m in the cubicle next to you, pass the bog roll?
northerngit Liveblogging from twitmas toilets http://tinyurl.com/6bbf8c
pilchardrimmington My social media profile is now worth more than my flat.
digidom Twitmas now trending, the world is listening people #twitmas
timdong Twitmas tonight? So excited my eyes are bleeding
digidom @trixie Big shout out to our sponsors at anotherdoomedweb2.com
prbroad Anyone got the address for twitmas?? Thanks!!
trixie OMG so excited for twitmas! Free drinks!! And pizza!!! #twitmas
northerngit Off for a dump. Who's nicked the Sun?.
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